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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  steven soderbergh you have to stop. like whatever it is you're doing, whatever you've got planned for the future... just drop it. quit. pmo. your dialogue too cringe. your lighting too bad. your 94 minute movie too long. they'll kill you :(

  can't have a solid opinion on the guy because the films i've watched are straight up 35 years apart, but it's evident his sauce is expiring!!! put the cup down!!!! would maybe work better as a doctor who…

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  sex, lies, and videotape 1989

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  whoever made spader's hair look Like That™ i owe you my life. ironically enough this would be on robert california's top 4 films alongside crash.... #meta... (cynthia looks like rachel zegler if you squint!)

Popular reviews

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  To a Land Unknown 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  arabs who obeyed their romans. arabs who sold their souls. arabs who are lost.

  the first thing i noticed about this film was that it looked warm. i've spent the entirety of my conscious life living amongst arabs, albeit never as closely as i would have liked, and managing to make greece look so authentically arab is an insane feat. so beautiful. (i cried 10 minutes in bc i miss hearing people speak in arabic and my friend was perceiving…

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  Aftersun 2022

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 23 Dec 2024 5

  holiday cheer! 🌟🫶🏻🙌🏻😁 pre birthday cheer! 🌟🫶🏻🙌🏻😁 putting on aftersun at 11 am cheer! 🌟🫶🏻🙌🏻😁

  calum smoking in the balcony and dancing to the sound of nothing but chirping from the trees and sophie's breathing... yeah this is what movies are all about! actually criminal that my favourite memories haven't been committed to tape this way. what does lord elon have to say about this 💜

  (i've said it 20 times before but it holds more weight now:: this movie and this song are the same feeling. if you don't get it you should try discovering empathy on shrooms)