Jazmin

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Favorite films

  • The French Dispatch
  • Climax
  • Suspiria
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

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  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

    ★★★★★

  • La La Land

    ★★★★½

  • Climax

    ★★★★★

  • Pearl

    ★★★★★

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  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

    ★★★★★

    They don’t make masterpieces like this anymore

  • La La Land

    La La Land

    ★★★★½

    As good as a Jazz film without any black people can be

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  • Blonde

    Blonde

    ½

    Disgusting and insulting false portrayal of Marilyn’s life. I hate the way the directors pretend like this is a love letter to her, this film never needed to be made, the message of how women are treated in Hollywood is formatted so terribly, the amount of time they spent  on the pornographic scenes make this movie a two hour t0rtur3 p0rn with some sad scenes Which are poorly written. I don’t understand why they even made this movie, barely any of it is true and all it does is make you feel uncomfortable.

  • Morbius

    Morbius

    ½

    When I look around I see a little bit of Morbius in all of us. We could really listen and learn from Morbius and be a little bit more Morbius in our day to day lives.


    Shit movie tho.

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