Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Locked 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Should’ve been called Broken Bones, Thugs and Harmony. Bill Skarsgård and Anthony Hopkins are both great. The story went to ways I didn’t expect it to go, and gave me the bloody mayhem I wanted.
  4 Gummy Bears out of 5

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  The Rule of Jenny Pen 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Trippy, terrifying and funny. Taking place in a retirement home really got me paranoid. John Lithgow playing a total whack job with a puppet had me cracking up. Jenny Pen making M3gan and Annabelle shaking in their boots. Could’ve trimmed out 10 minutes towards the end, but still a great movie nonetheless. 
  4 Inhalers out of 5

Recent reviews

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  Rogue 2007

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Carrie 1976

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 24 Mar 2025

  Final jumpscare still gets me.

Popular reviews

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  Minding the Gap 2018

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Nov 2018 2

  Mid90s found dead in the streets of LA.

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  Evil Dead Rise 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Apr 2023 1

  I think I found my favorite Dead-ite? Alyssa Sutherland is fantastic as a Dead-ite, balancing comedy and creepiness very well. The gorefest you saw in the trailers is exactly what you get. Can’t wait to rewatch it next week in Dolby. Shoutout to Perri for hooking it up.
  4.5 Egg Shell Omelettes out of 5.