Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  TÁR 2022

  ★★ Watched 05 Nov 2022

  Whiplash if it was bad and J.K. Simmons was GÁY

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  Terrifier 2016

  ★★½ Watched 03 Nov 2022 1

  I wish someone would split me open the way Art did that blonde chick

Recent reviews

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

  Rewatched 03 Mar 2025

  I don’t have a joke. This is the best movie ever made

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002

  Rewatched 02 Mar 2025

  If Gollum has a million fans, then I'm one of them.
  If Gollum has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE.
  If Gollum has no fans, that means I'm dead.

Popular reviews

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2001

  Rewatched 28 Feb 2025

  Rip Gandalf you would’ve loved the penjamin

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  The Departed 2006

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2024 1

  Am I a cop?