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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Paul Menthol

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  Edward Scissorhands 1990

  ★★★ Watched 19 Apr 2024

  Gave me a ‘short back and whew that’s pua NorT’ 10/10 barber, get ya trims here if ya ready for a beer

Popular reviews

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  The Northman 2022

  ½ Watched 19 Apr 2024

  First 20 mins: RAHHHHH VIKING 
  Remaining run time: ooh look at me I’ve got a shite trim, a magic sword and like to hide in straw. Load of bollocks, don’t waste your time…

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  Hot Fuzz 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Apr 2024

  You’ve got a moustache.

  I KNOW

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