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Mickey 17 2025
Watching Mickey 17 was like combing a beach for cool shells and pebbles. Pretty often I'd come across something shiny and wonderful, but those little gems are haphazardly scattered throughout a boatload of grit. I love Beach Bong though so you'll catch me here every season it's open.
Cool shells and pebbles:
- almost three way
- Nasha cradling a dying Mickey
- Mickey 18 (Robert Pattinson in general)
- Falling down the stairsGrit:
- thuddingly obvious critique of capitalism, autocracy, Trump (specifically), the religious right, and so on
- plot held together with shoestringTranslated from by -
Seven Veils 2023
Terrible in way that had me noticing things I never notice in movies. Like, the wardrobe was bad (distracting, uncharacteristic). What the fuck do I know about wardrobe? At some point I decided it was a surreal comedy and from then on we were smooth sailing.
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