Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  1. so sweeeeeet
  2. twilight elliott smith needle drop made me do the sitting forward in my chair move 
  3. i love my girlfriend more btw

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 24 Feb 2025

  lee harker is just sooooooooooooooooooo famous to me… blue rose task force would’ve treated her correctly… she is wonderful representation of an off putting little broad blessed with and cursed by the Visions! 

  for how iconic longlegs was as a villain in the cultural stratosphere last year, it has been maika monroe as lee harker that has consistently stuck with me & drawn me back 🫶

Popular reviews

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  Bo Burnham: Inside 2021

  ½ Watched 24 Jun 2021

  this fucking insufferable terrible cunt has done it again... made a piece of shit pointless movie I hated every hour-long-feeling-minute of watching. why people like this man is fucking so beyond me.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Sep 2024

  yeah i don’t know if you like me sometimes i think you might hate me sometimes i think i might hate you maybe you just wanna be me