He took her to his castle and he freaked it. For 8 hours. Until sunrise. Until he died. On top of her. IN ONE OF THE MOST INSANE SHOTS IVE EVER SEEN. The cinematography of this film. I’ll never get over it.

One star for the musical lyric “from penis to vagina”

And if I said Megan jumping off a cliff in her flying squirrel suit into a vent system was better than any tom cruise mission impossible stunt? Then what??

I paid $17 for a wicked themed cocktail and this movie was so good that I don’t even care

My favorite scene in this movie is the fight between Jonah Hill and Jillian Bell where she keeps trying to kiss him.

Brad Bird, you son of a bitch. This is the greatest film I’ve ever seen?

Shakespeare wishes he could write a line as impactful as “What’re you gonna do? Drown me in your tears?”

So silly, so gory, so violent. I had so much fun!

Nick Cage served so hard

Perfect 4th of July watch. It’s fun, heartwarming, and makes me want a hot dog.

Moaning myrtle cinematic universe

Pros:
- twink pleakley
- stitch is still cute and menacing in live action 
- yeah I cried or whatever

Cons:
- pleakley not in drag
- the original is better (obvs but whatever I had a milkshake and a good time at the movies who cares)