The most visually empty film I’ve maybe ever seen. The worst vfx, the shoddiest performances, the dullest action scenes with the blandest choreography, and a non existent plot. Nothing happens and none of it matters. I’m so glad Warner Brothers let Ezra Miller drive a Killdozer over half of Hawaii and still shit this movie out, excellent work.
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Edge of Tomorrow 2014
Edge of Tomorrow is the type of movie I’d watch in theaters with my dad and he’ll call me years later when he’s scrolling through Netflix looking for something to watch and he’ll say “you know what was great? Edge of Tomorrow” and he’d be 100% correct. Cruise never misses
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Speed Racer 2008
Okay so I remember a couple of years ago when the whole “Speed Racer was actually good” idea first started circulating, and as a kid who was directly in the target audience when the movie came out, you didn’t have to tell me twice. But when I rewatched the film then, probably in like 2015, I remember being kind of floored by how smooth and exciting the special effects were, especially in the opening and final race scenes. But what…
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The Lighthouse 2019
Easily the most sexually fulfilling film of 2019. Went through 3 pairs of slacks, can't wait to go through another thing
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