Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bottoms 2023

  ★★★ Watched 17 Feb 2024

  I mean I guess.

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Jan 2024

  look i liked it sorry!

Popular reviews

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  The Scarehouse 2014

  ★ Watched 15 Oct 2019

  “i’ve never interacted with a woman before”- the movie

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  Anna 2019

  ★★ Watched 23 Jun 2019

  I saw this in a movie theater that included multiple women with “Can I speak to the manager” haircuts and bulky dads with beards or soul patches and baldheads.  Multiple of them said this was way better than John Wick out loud after the movie ended.  I just want you to know they’re lying.

  
  The pacing gets too confusing and most of the twists are honestly predictable without the flashbacks being implemented.  The movie is just so bland and another cheap action flick with very little originality. Nice fight scenes though.

  
  **edit: Did not know Luc Besson was a pedo, man f*ck this film.