Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Picture This 2025

  ★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Only made it 1/3 through. Bad, scripted writing.

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  27min of this movie was people shouting over one another in a living room (not exaggerating, we checked). Cutting that down probably would have raised this to a 4 for me 🤔

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  Magazine Dreams 2023

  ★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  This is the most distressing thing I've watched in a long time, potentially ever (It was the mystery movie for Screen Unseen)

  One at a time, 4/5 of us walked out of the theater (Mackenzie, Sam, Michaela, then Austin). Ava was the sole survivor.

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  Phantom Thread 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  Heterosexual Carol, if Carol were a manchild dressmaker in an incest-adjacent relationship with their sister, and the vibes got ~weird~ toward the end.

  I saw someone in the reviews describe this as "Great British Bake Off for assholes" and had to add it 😂

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