Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Cuckoo 2024

  ★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Jesus & Mary Chain Just Like Honey ripoff song!!!!!!

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Mar 2025 2

  seeing the new colonizer bong joon ho on the same day i colonized my uterus with an IUD… beautiful if you really think about it… 

  those lil rolly pollies are so cute and sound like me as I groan from my insertion cramps!!

  Robert Pattinson can do it all (me included if he must)

Popular reviews

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  Carmen Christopher: Live from the Windy City 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Feb 2025 2

  da bulls! da bears! da sox! Da HOME OF CARMEN CHRISTOPHER

  i peed a lil laughing so hard at this and i think he’s just the type of freak who’d like to know that

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  Love Lies Bleeding 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Jul 2024

  I regret not being able to catch this one in theaters but alas better late than never. Fun, slimy, sexy, tense!