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  Trolls 2016

  ★★½ Watched 05 Nov 2023 1

  They should’ve renamed Branch’s character to asshole. Jesus christ I’ve never seen a more unbearable piece of shit. Singing killed your grandma? When did I fucking ask? NO ONE gives a shit about your dumbass grandma. She probably deserved it. She’s a tiny old hag. I hate her. But not as much as I hate Branch. What a pouty, asshat of a troll. What a piece of shit. I hate him. I don’t remember the last time I wanted to…

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  Monster High: The Movie 2022

  ★★★ Watched 08 Oct 2022 2

  I got Monster High during this.

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  Last Breath 2025

  ★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  So close to being something interesting but it falls into every cliche imaginable. It’s shot kinda well though, and I liked most of the performances.

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  Monsters University 2013

  ★★★ Rewatched 12 Mar 2025

  Good movie but why does everyone look like they belong in the Fortnite item shop.

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  Tammy 2014

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2021

  Yeah that’s right. I enjoyed Tammy. It’s just a dumb Melissa McCarthy comedy but I had a really fun time. Also you can’t watch the robbery scene and still tell me this is a bad movie

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  PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie 2023

  ★★★ Watched 03 Oct 2023

  wasn’t expecting to see victoria eat out mayor humdingers ass on the biggest screen in my theatre but here we are