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Death of a Unicorn 2025
i wanted this to be good so badly; unicorns are sick. however, it was pretty awful! so predictable, and so frustrating. it was shot nicely at least! i didn’t know this was supposed to be a horror comedy until my dad told me after we saw it. i fear it was not even close to funny!
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Snow White 2025
WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE THIS MOVIE IT WAS SO CUTE AND FUN???
rachel zegler was born to be a disney princess. her fuck ass bob was slightly distracting but it wasn’t too bad, it just should’ve been curled or something.
i knew george salazar was in this but didn’t know which dwarf he played. it was EXTREMELY easy to figure it out. i love that man, his voice is SO distinctive. ALSO ANDREW BARTH FELDMAN !!!! it was theatre kid…Translated from by
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Pitch Perfect 3 2017
i had a feeling so peculiar, that this pain would be for evermoist </3
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Mr. Peabody & Sherman 2014
“sherman i have got to get you out of here before you touch yourself!” MR PEABODY WHAT.
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