Zach

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More funny than I am insightful (and I'm not that funny)

Favorite films

  • Titanic
  • Signs
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

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  • Flight

    ★★★½

  • Train to Busan

    ★★★★

  • Save the Green Planet!

    ★★★½

  • Parasite

    ★★★★★

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★

    "Babe please have sex with me I'm so horny"

    "Uhhhh I think there was a prospective buyer"

  • Station Eleven

    Station Eleven

    ★★★★★

    "I remember damage. Then escape."

    Probably my favourite TV show ever... and I don't think it's particularly close. I love it so much that I'm going out of my way to write about it on here even though I usually don't log TV shows. There's so much I could say and I think I could blather on and on endlessly about how much I love it so I'm gonna try to narrow down my thoughts even though what's going to…

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  • I Saw the TV Glow

    I Saw the TV Glow

    ★★★★★

    No exaggeration, I've thought about this movie almost every single day since I saw it at Sundance and it grows on me more and more every single day.

    Felt my heart break more and more as the film went on, Owen's feeling crushed by the weight of years of his life that have slipped away. The fear that you're living your life wrong, and there's another, happier version of you out there that you could be if you could muster…

  • The Bikeriders

    The Bikeriders

    ★★★★

    I get Johnny because this is exactly what organizing my rec league soccer team is like, some of these motherfuckers think they can do it better, don't listen, and it's like herding cats. Shit ages you.