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Alien 1979
Adorable remake of "Bambi" from Geordie director Ridley "Way-Aye" Scott. After hatching from an egg, a cute acid-blooded xenomorph (Bloke In Alien Suit), scampers adorably through its home world, only to be confronted by a troop of evil human hunters (Sigourney Weaver), with tragic consequences.
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The Internship 2013
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Heat 1995
Powerful love story between cop Pacino and thief De Niro, who spend the film's 3 hours brushing away the irritating women in their lives in a relentless, erotically charged, yet tragically-unconsummated pursuit of each other. Following a cute meeting in a coffee shop, their romance blossoms, climaxing in the most heartwarming, tear-jerking hand-snuggle in cinematic history.
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Adele One Night Only 2021
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
When a series of promoters and television network executives elect to stage an Adele concert at the Griffith Observatory in Los Angeles, only one woman is up to the task - Adele Adkins. In a series of jawdropping scenes, the eponymous heroine emerges onto a stage in an expensive dress, approaches a microphone placed on the stage and for 90 minutes, vocalises into it, altering the pitch of her voice up and down according to tonal and rhythmic cues from…
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