Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Saw X 2023

  ★★ Watched 31 Oct 2024

  not scary at all, just made me wanna vomit.

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Aug 2024

  I spent the whole movie questioning whether Emma Corrin's fingers were, in fact, that freakishly big... I'm so relieved to say they aren't cause that shit was more disturbing than the movie itself.

Popular reviews

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  The House with a Clock in Its Walls 2018

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Nov 2019

  rotten tomatoes can suck my ass

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  Beautiful Boy 2018

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Sep 2019

  rivers are flowing out of my eyes. need i say more?

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