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Terrifier 3 2024
i honestly don’t know why i keep watching these movies. i’m not a pussy when it comes to gore by any measure, but like…come on…
anyway jonathan reminds me so much of my little brother so i’m totally not going to cry myself to sleep ! what ! who said that i think my phone’s haunted.
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Cuckoo 2024
it brings me so much sadness to say that i didn’t really like this movie. my dad and i have been huge hunter schaefer fans since euphoria season 1 and she stuns in this movie but i fear not even she can carry an otherwise thin movie. overall just a miss for me unfortunately.
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The Twister: Caught in the Storm 2025
great watch for anyone who’s wanted to go chase storms in tornado alley since they were a kid (me)
this also gave me so many new extreme weather facts to annoy the shit out of my coworkers, friends, and random people with (i should be evaluated for something)
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Bones and All 2022
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
had to break out the laptop for this one to be honest so i could lock the fuck in.
i originally committed the cardinal sin of watching the movie before reading the book, though i did end up reading the book about a year after i watched the movie.
there are two main differences between the book and the movie that i truly believe the movie did better than the book. the first one being which parent is voluntarily institutionalized…
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