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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  a tour de force in talking to people on benches while not making eye contact 

  saw w akash at RGP. will find out where that leather blazer is from mark my words

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  Thelma 2024

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  june SQUIBB 💜

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  if sauce is the litmus test of civilizations then this is how I would rank the top 10:

  1. India
  2. Mexico
  3. Italy 
  4. Thailand
  5. Ethiopia
  6. Lebanon
  7. China
  8. USA (queso + BBQ + mayo)
  9. Korea
  10. France

  Honorables
  1. Argentina (chimichurri)
  2. Greece (tzatziki)

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  Babygirl 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025 1

  every nicole wig overpowers her spirit in a unique way

  saw w akash on New Year’s Day and some kid got an icee and nacho chips and dropped the cheese that goes w the chips and got frustrated and then PUNTED his blue icee across the regal which was like a third of his size.

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