Favorite films

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Growing up Catholic, i’ve got many religious brownie points (been on pilgrimage, seen the pope live, catholic school, visited St Francis’ grave) BUT i never got my Rome/sistine chapel badge and nowwww i wanna goooo. And whoever left the review saying its basically drag race. yup! love! Im such a sucker for catholic architecture, art, clothing - and it was so interesting to see inside the seclusion of the conclave, the perfect place for some DRAMAAAA!  
  Also - Emilia Perez how does this do LGBTQIA+ representation better than you? Intersex people are rarely considered and this needs to change!

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  Pitch Black 2000

  ★½ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  girl what! also a star purely for the shot of him sat under the umbrella 💖

Popular reviews

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  Happy-Go-Lucky 2008

  ½ Watched 15 Jun 2021

  I love when films do the bare minimum of having a female lead to that’s happy and not all sad Everyone’s like OH! INCREDIBLE!!!! 
  Poppy is just actually kind of rude and insufferable and makes quirky-ness annoying as fuck. And I love quirky people. Her life is kind of like, boring, and not worth a film.

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Feb 2020

  AND ALL YOUR FARTIN!!!!!!!! Fuck. That black and white is so fucking tasty to my eyeholes. I NEVER! Trusted seagulls and will be wanting to frame some high-res screengrabs of this film. The noises give me a sick feeling in my gut but I would love to be at one of their late night sexual tension and booze filled partys cus they look great fun

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