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Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  it didn’t take any convincing for the kid to crank the monkey. like bro that’s the only thing your dad told you not to do

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★★ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  idk i feel like the killer is kinda a little bitch

Popular reviews

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  The Suite Life Movie 2011

  ★★★ Rewatched 27 Mar 2020

  wasn't as good as i remember. HOWEVER cole sprouse could go down on me any day

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Dec 2024

  the way that my jaw was on the floor for 90% of the movie was wild… anyways i love that she explores lesbianism

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