maddy 🔪

maddy 🔪 Patron

Digital product designer that likes #horror movies, among other things-- uncultured, unfunny, unimportant ;)

Favorite films

  • Bound
  • Scream
  • Victim
  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

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  • Rumours

    ★★

  • Bang the Drum Slowly

    ★★½

  • A Knight's Tale

    ★★★

  • Companion

    ★★★½

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  • Heart Eyes

    Heart Eyes

    ★★★

    Oh no! They kink shamed, and now they're trauma bonded 🔪💔🥤

  • Red Rooms

    Red Rooms

    ★★★★

    Could never be me!
    - can't stop playing Balatro
    - lost Bitcoin password in 2014
    - kinda hate smoothies

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  • Companion

    Companion

    ★★★½

    more like AIris amirite, guys?

  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

    Cha Cha Real Smooth

    ★★★½

    Honestly, totally shocked this mother fucker got a job he does not know how Google works

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  • Better Than Chocolate

    Better Than Chocolate

    ★★★

    Books, Butches, & Bermuda shorts

  • Menendez: Blood Brothers

    Menendez: Blood Brothers

    ★½

    Courtney Love really carried this despite being dead for most of the film