Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Mar 2024

  Really silly. Fuck the pyramids!

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  Dead Ringers 1988

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Feb 2024

  Now to go wash my brain.

Popular reviews

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  Pontypool 2008

  ★★½ Watched 19 Sep 2021

  I just couldn't suspend my disbelief enough to get into this film. It felt like a play, and a particularly wanky one at that. I had that feeling like just outside of my peripheral vision, the writer was excitedly mouthing, "DO YOU GET IT? I'M SO CLEVER!" much in the same vein as watching a later episode of Black Mirror and trying to forget about Charlie Brooker jerking it in the corner.

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  Army of the Dead 2021

  ½ Watched 27 May 2021

  Pretty sure this is just a dream someone had. Would very much enjoy seeing the music video that the zombie queen thought she was in though.

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