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  • The Substance

  • Wild at Heart

    ★★★★★

  • Blue Velvet

  • The Last Showgirl

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    Lowkey loved lmaooo it’s good in a bad way 😍

  • The Last Showgirl

    The Last Showgirl

    Truly this genre of tumblr-core Sean Price williams, Sean baker, safdie, wannabe harmony korine/cassavetes cinematography needs to DIE. It’s so beyond ugly and poser. Leave the Petra Collins fueled Pinterest boards ALONE

    Pam doesn’t need to do the “serious film” thing to justify how iconic she is. She is above that!

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  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★½

    Every script written by chat GPT.. Every actor seeming like they stare at their iPhone between takes... Every plot being about class in the clumsiest most retarded way… Every director not being able to decide between 10 different endings so including them all in the most endless unsatisfying way… Every idea for a movie just being an idea for a music video dragged out to feature length…. Every female character designed to be a Stan-ably evil “Motherrr” for optimal screenshot potential on insufferable gay twitter… The genre of every movie being “Ari Aster pseudo-thriller with mood lighting”……………...*gunshot sound*

  • Anora

    Anora

    Why can’t things be fun? Why must I be punished for smiling and having a good time at every turn ?? The first hour or so of this was absolute fire. I was grinning ear to ear. The Russian teen was fabulous and the chemistry between him and Mikey was 10/10 fuego. I felt like I was watching Spring Breakers for the first time. The vibes were so charming, romantic, silly, energetic, and refreshing I didn’t need a half-baked plot…

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