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  The Killer 2023

  ★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  A cautionary tale of what happens when you listen to the Smiths.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  I fucking hate gore so I couldn’t do it but it did slay. Women over 50 you are all sexy as fuck I promise!!!!

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2024 1

  1. Was the cat just watching the whole time in corner 
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  Blade 1998

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Jan 2025

  Wesley Snipes catching his shades mid air then going straight into a fight scene backed by techo music was everything to me. 
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