Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Blast from the Past 1999

  Watched 15 Mar 2025

  insert funny quote here

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  Mickey 17 2025

  Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Beautiful anti maga love story about ethical dilemmas, colonialism, and sauce

Popular reviews

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  Barbie and the Secret Door 2014

  ★ Watched 24 Apr 2022

  Very bad. I should’ve watched one of the classics instead. Why is the antagonist a puntable 12 year old? Where are her parents? Everyone in this movie is obnoxious for no reason. Don’t even get me started on the songs—what happened to bangers like “I Need to Know” Barbie and the Island Princess (2007)? God bless Kelly Sheridan for sticking with the program, her voice is the only redeeming quality.

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  The Lobster 2015

  Watched 01 Jan 2024 1

  If you don’t love me I would be a worm

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