Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Swan 2010

  ★★★★½ Watched 07 Dec 2024

  first time successfully watching this all the way through and i must say darren u did eat with this one like wow 

  like yes you still relied on female trauma but like idk this one just has that flavor and that spice and i wasn’t like desperately confused the whole time (yay!)

  specific shoutout to the special effects, the makeup, and costume design (that scene where she transforms into the swan truly had me lit and yassing) and natalie portman like duh

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  Creep 2 2017

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Nov 2024

  did i freak you out by hanging myself :(

Popular reviews

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  Gladiator 2000

  ★★★ Watched 24 Nov 2024

  okay yes story of perseverance and strength of character but where was the sex scene in the dimly lit tavern after he gets wounded in battle 😟 ..….. -2 stars cmon hollywood DO BETTER

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  Under the Skin 2013

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Aug 2024 1

  was at a loss for words yesterday and still am mostly, but i will say that a movie has never and will probably never again have me this locked in to what should be a very boring and pretentious film.
  it’s just so good, the terror to the subtlest degree mixed with lingering shots of the mundane. all which should equal what every a24 horror delivers but instead turns out to be something completely of its own league, burning with…