Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Le Clitoris 2016

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  sigmund freud dedicated his life to ruining fun and pleasure for everyone ever. me and my homies hate freud.

  this short film is soooo cute ^_^

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  The Lorax 2012

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  was it really ironic that illumination made 100000000000 plastic minions and then asked 10 year old me to plant a tree and fix the problem? yes! is this a banger of a movie? yes!

Popular reviews

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  Ultraviolet 2006

  ★★ Watched 18 Feb 2025

  When the director said CUT, Milla Jovovich heard CUNT.

  The CGI is doing A LOT here, and unfortunately none of it is working, BUT some of these action scenes are genuinely really cool.

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Jul 2024

  not enough of a marvel fan to cop the nerd jokes </3 but wow. laughed in solidarity for my nerd boyfriend