Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Hellboy: The Crooked Man 2024

  ★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Hellboy fans hitting an all-time low. Good dream sequence (which shunts “The Right Hand of Doom” into a story about witches in an albeit clever way), but that’s about all the positive things I have to say. Just make a TV show already, we’re begging.

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  Moulin Rouge! 2001

  ★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  for lack of a better word: iconic.

  Broadbent and Kidman at least know what movie they are in — Ewan doesn’t work here for me at all

  🎶💃ROXXXXANNNNNEEEEEEE💃🎶

Popular reviews

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  Blue Boy 2019

  Watched 19 Oct 2020

  hard to know if this is touching and sensitive or just exploitative, lighting looked great tho

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Dec 2023

  “It was obvious.”
  “… was it?”

  like a perverse version of Pinocchio. Also: elaborate sets! Insane dresses! People talking like no one on Earth! Pretty smart of Yorgos to put most of his usual insane dialogue lines into one character, making everyone else play straight against her. Emma Stone is incredible.