Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Escape Room 2019

  ★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  if you've spent a day out with a couple that fucking absolutely despises eachother you have seen this movie already

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  Osmosis Jones 2001

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 14 Feb 2025

  the only reason why i can't give this movie a full five stars is because i was parentified by a single father and every single scene between bill and his daughter felt like a flashback

Popular reviews

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  Kung Fu Panda 4 2024

  ½ Watched 10 Mar 2024

  if they remade foodfight with actual animation but kept everything else, would you think it would have been a good movie? would you appreciate it more or less? if you're curious just watch this and it'll answer that question for you because that's literally what this is

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  Mad Max: Fury Road 2015

  ★★★ Watched 24 Nov 2023

  for a movie called mad max fury road max doesn't really mean anything to me. that beautiful butch lesbian is my entire existence though