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  Wicked 2024

  ★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  People just gobble the shit out of underdog stories, just fucking read Carl jung or Joseph Campbell and be done with these kind of films. 
  “But the effects and cinematography are amazing”- Yeah I should fucking think so with a budget of 145 million dollars mate!

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  Stalker 1979

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  I started having an immense craving for Taylor swift songs after watching this.

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  Gangs of New York 2002

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2025 1

  I don’t think i’ve ever come across a character i love, hate, admire and despise more than Daniel Day Lewis as Bill Butcher.

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  In the Line of Fire 1993

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  This is the film to watch if you’re looking to indulge yourself into the political thriller genre, I ate an entire poke bowl before watching this movie and couldn’t shit for a week.

  A more modern version of the genre with faster takes, menacing dialogue, good action and constant intrigue that ticks all the boxes. 

  These are the following films I Watched in my week of constipation after watching in the line of fire:
  The Manchurian Candidate (1962) 
   Seven Days in May (1964)
   The Day of the Jackal (1973)
   Three Days of the Condor (1975)
   Blow Out (1981)

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