FJ

FJ

timothée chalamet said it so it must be true

~ john, 2024

Favorite films

  • The Princess Bride
  • Handsome Devil
  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • The Lost Boys

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  • The Autopsy of Jane Doe

    ★★★

  • Renfield

    ★★★

  • Kneecap

    ★★★★

  • Our Little Secret

    ★★

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  • The Autopsy of Jane Doe

    The Autopsy of Jane Doe

    ★★★

    "hey john, im feeling nauseous, lets watch a movie to distract me"
    "thats a great idea! i know what we should watch"

  • Renfield

    Renfield

    ★★★

    petition to stop casting awkwafina in things

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  • Idiocracy

    Idiocracy

    ½

    possibly one of the worst films i have ever seen.

    it presents to the audience a society of people who have supposedly "bred out" intelligence - implying that "stupidity" as the story tellers see it is hereditary and not, oh i dont know, maybe due to lack of education, something that can actually be fixed. it's clear pro eugenics propaganda.

    this film so badly wants to be a liberal political satire but finds itself promoting the same theories found at…

  • Truth or Dare

    Truth or Dare

    ★★

    i was stressed about how toxic marckie was as a friend for the whole movie

    OH NO you just told my boyfriend that i cheat on him constantly, youre such a fake friend

    OH NO you got dared to sleep with my (ex?) boyfriend who i cheat on constantly, this is all your fault, youre a shit friend, how dare you

    girl dump that friendship jesus (i have no friendship boundaries and hang out with people who make me lose…

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