maelrawnsley

maelrawnsley

How does god know you’re praying if he can’t see your feet?

Favorite films

  • Clueless
  • Godzilla
  • Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
  • The Dark Knight

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  • Grown Ups

    ★★

  • Thor: Love and Thunder

  • Carrie

  • Monsters vs Aliens

    ★★★★½

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  • Grown Ups

    Grown Ups

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Monsters vs Aliens

    Monsters vs Aliens

    ★★★★½

    But weren’t the monsters aliens to the aliens

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  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    ★★★★½

    First time watching this, will finally be able to understand all this fuss over Tomithy charlemagne. Plus didn’t have to read a single subtitle, up yours!

  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    ★★★★½

    Holy shit I cannot believe this Ferris Bueller guy! How does this man move with balls that big, on the other hand we have Cameron Fry, now this guy knew what was up. Guy pulls prank of the year on Mr Bueller then grows the biggest balls of all by killing his dads car. ( his dads garage is stupid as fuck) anyways great movie, the principal is a nonce and I rate this a Ferris Bueller day off out of a Jeanie Bueller day off.

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