this movie was not crazy enough and lacked imagination
- me on opposite day
here is the definitive ranking of the male characters in this film:
1. the car salesman: i almost bought a car just by listening to him talk
2. sam: he deserved that $40k lets be real
3. norman: lost a good deal of points for mummy issues but he’s pretty so i’ll let it slide
4. the sheriff: minded his business
5. abersnickerdoodle: forgot his name but he was bland
6. the mum: not a male character but for some reason really embodies a male energy hmm 2/10
7. the cop: do i really have to explain myself