Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Beast 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  I feel like I’m dying but suspiciously my life has been resuscitated? Ever been so moved that you can’t put it into words?
  I’ve prayed for and dreaded the day I came across a film like this.

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  Subway 1985

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Jan 2025

  You ever watch a movie and think what the hell? It’ll pass the time? Then slowly as you continue to watch it, it presents all the ingredients you love? Whether they’re perfect or make sense at all?

  Started this on a whim before work and couldn’t get it out of my mind the whole shift. When I got home I stayed up too late finishing it and just kept nodding and smiling the whole time. Like this is my shit! This is all I love! Just the best. Obviously not in a rich art kind of way, but my personal vibes kind of way.

Popular reviews

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  Highway 2002

  ★ Watched 13 Jun 2021

  “Desmond the alligator boy is a major happener.” I watched this movie and the alligator boy subplot has ruined my subconscious. I retained virtually nothing else except that Pilot and Jack want to kiss so bad and if they just would do that so much of this shit (including the alligator boy) would not have happened. This movie feels like brain damage. So much happened but what did happen? No idea.

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  Nightmare Alley 2021

  ★★★ Watched 03 Feb 2022

  I just want Guillermo to do a straight up gore splatter fest. There was not near enough nightmares in this.

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