Questions I have about this movie:
1. Was Eli a 3-year guaranteed amazon prime delivery?
2. What lab grew Eli in a vat and oozed him through Derek's mail slot one night, par-baked?
3. Did Derek never learn that the stork thing isn't true and when he found a toddler outside his house he just assumed it was his now?
4. Is Eli's mother perhaps a Mother like a sourdough starter, and Derek just added flour to it until it…
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Was this movie necessary? No. Was it good? No. Was it fun? No, though I am not the target audience. A child did start scream-crying about 10 minutes in though, if that helps.
I was baffled by the new lion cub at the end not being a white lion. To me, it was the only thing that could have saved the movie and made the framing device worthwhile. I kept thinking that they really hadn't fully developed the whole "be…
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