Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Speed Racer 2008

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  spy kids mario kart 8

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  700 Days of Battle: Us vs. the Police 2008

  ★★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  i aspire to be this petty

Popular reviews

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  Smile 2022

  Added 2

  i saw the trailer for this on youtube and when the guy started yelling “YOURE GOING TO DIE YOURE GOING TO DIE!” i laughed so hard. i might see it in theaters just to see that scene on the big screen.

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  The Invitation 2022

  Added

  youtube is starting to realize i’ll see any horror movie that they advertise to me. i’m not immune to capitalism.

  also stop saying “to die for” in your horror movies, it’s the laziest foreshadowing ever i will send you to the pit!