Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Beach Rats 2017

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  I will be your father figure … put your tiny hand in mine!!!!!!!!!

  I’m so horny for this man and his talent that it’s hard to accurately judge the film surrounding him. But ultimately I did enjoy it!

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  Suspiria 1977

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  Perfect second choice by Braden and Tom in my slow warm up to horror journey! Everything so JUICY! I love Goblin on the track as well

Popular reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Nov 2024

  never have i seen a movie so thoroughly CUNT the whole way through. jaw was on the floor. living for both the drama and the visual language. CUNT!

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  Love Lies Bleeding 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Nov 2024

  On my flight to Los Angeles on Friday, I sat next to a (presumed) dyke who watched LLB. I wanted to talk to her but she was definitely not in the mood to connect, so I ended up just kind of sneaking glances at her screen next to me while we both separately were gay writing in our journals side by side. Really sad … 

  Lo and behold, I look up at gate 57 in LAX this afternoon and ……