Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Watchers 2024

  ★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Must be in Shyamalan blood to make utter shite films

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  Better Man 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Feb 2025

  Oh chimpanzee that, MONKEY NEWS

  K:
  So this chimps knocking about right and it wants to be a singer and that, only ends up joining a boy band. So it’s going well and that, it’s dancing and singing doing well they’ve got a record deal; but it ends up getting kicked out for going mental. It’s smoking, it’s drinking, it’s doing drugs, it’s knocking about with Oasis. 

  R:
  No it isn’t knocking about with Oasis

  S:
  Rick let him finish…

Popular reviews

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  Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 2023

  ★★ Watched 05 Jul 2023

  These films were better when they ended with a Linkin Park song

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★★ Watched 06 Apr 2023

  A Kooper Trooper literally blows himself up in an act of suicide to attempt to kill Mario

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