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  Twisters 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Aug 2024

  The fact that glen didn’t make out with everyone in this film nocks a star off after saying shit like ‘if you feel it, chase it.’ We did indeed feel it but apparently he didn’t.

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  The Hunger Games: Catching Fire 2013

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Jun 2024

  Best hunger games film. I’m afraid that Peeta eats too hard in this one. Montage of my fav bits: 
  If it weren’t for the baby 
  Peeta almost dying 
  The locket peeta gives Katniss with gales face in it 😭 like where did he get that photo?
  Katniss snogging peeta on the beach like he needs her to breathe, 10/10 rizzler 
  The outfits they wore, #lookinggoodwhiledying

Popular reviews

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  Shrek 2 2004

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Jun 2024

  Best dream works film ever. You’ve got the fairy god mother singing I need a hero; you’ve got humans Fiona and shrek; you’ve got giant gingy; THE MUFFIN MAN; Shrek and Fiona’s dad scrappin over a bit of turkey; the fake Burger King drive through; BLISTERING WINDS AND SCORCHING DESERTS. Ik what ur thinking rn, Maisie that was such a lovely Syndetic list, ik you don’t have to tell me. #ate #girlbodd #9inEngLit

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  Deep Blue Sea 1999

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Jun 2024

  Best shark movie. Argue with the wall. I mean it’s got LL cool J and Samuel L Jackson in it so u can’t even deny it. Has it got shite CGI and graphics yes. Is it still better than Jaws…. I’m afraid so.

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