Recent reviews

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  Evil Dead II 1987

  ½ Added 3

  Evil Dead II may be the most upsetting movie I've ever watched. Ash goes to a cabin with a girl he likes. She dies. He is tormented constantly for no fucking reason. Another girl he likes dies, along with a bunch of other people. He is then sent back and time and given the options of death or a life of fighting creatures for a bunch of people that mean nothing to him. His life no longer holds any meaning, and I can't fucking handle it.

  This movie made me want to die, and I don't like it.

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  Forbidden Games 1952

  ★ Added

  Look. I like movies. I'm not going into this expecting some war drama. I've seen other French films from the era, and I love them. I've seen other slow-moving dramas, and I love them. But this movie. This fucking movie. It is so boring I couldn't handle it. A sloth would get angry at this movie for moving too slowly, if it moves at all. There are some neighbors who the main characters hate, but it is never explained why,…