Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Kill the Jockey 2024

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 13 Mar 2025

  COMO TE AMO LUIS ORTEGA muerte al anti intellectualismo esta película quiere que sepas que está hecha por alguien quien disfruta el cine carajo. también hecha por alguien con un piss kink claramente pero bueno part of the charm

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  L'Eclisse 1962

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  jesus christ alain delon chewing that palm frond inspired a lust in me so deep i swear the edges of my vision went white. why is autocorrect trying to make lust list i said what i said

Popular reviews

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  Red, White & Royal Blue 2023

  ★½ Watched 07 Sep 2023 2

  watched this and made a drinking game for things we thought would come up including 
  - lady gaga reference 
  -use of abuela (also hermano, papi etc but specifically abuela most of all)
  -teapot
  etc and it was very fun but not so sustainable we had to switch to water to make it to dinner alive. so a fun time overall i would say

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★½ Watched 25 Jul 2023

  like a movie about barbie can only ever be mediocre because it requires a director willing to give up any semblance of integrity to deliver some liberal feminist take and being self aware about it doesn’t really change things for me. but maybe if she’d pulled a barbie también puede estar triste (albertina carri 2002) i would’ve respected it