Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Kneecap 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  found out today im seeing these mad cunts in a couple months fuck yeah

  great fun to read the negative reviews from seething poms

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  Silver Skates 2020

  ★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  didnt like the second act heel turn of all the hot ice skating pickpocket marxists and their immediate execution :/

Popular reviews

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  Ghost Quartet at the McKittrick Hotel, Jan. 12, 2015 2020

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 03 May 2024

  i will try to forgive myself for living in the dark, for my loss of wonder

  circa 2019 i taught myself this entire song cycle on piano, accordion, guitar, and cello (simultaneously). id sit at my piano stool, my accordion halfway strapped to my chest, and switch between guitar and cello across my knees and play thru the whole show top to tail. i couldnt play cello btw but i figured it out cuz thats how much of a chokehold…

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  The Mummy 2017

  ★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  this was a real ‘dead dove don’t eat’ i KNEW this unbearably bad i just had to see for myself. gave up halfway through to go to the pub with my mates, a much better way to spend a saturday night