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Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  Does being a vampire for that long make you really weird or does Nosferatu just choose to be that way? I think if I was him I’d act more chill. Maybe even put on some lip gloss.

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  Alvin and the Chipmunks 2007

  ★★★ Watched 22 Jul 2024

  This is a genuinely illuminating and heartbreaking look into the horrors of what I means to be a child performer. A must watch. They were just fucking kids, man.

Popular reviews

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  Fight Club 1999

  ½ Watched 02 Jul 2021 4

  Picture being stuck in a room with the most insufferable man you know, and he keeps talking and talking and you just nod and smile quietly and wish you were somewhere else. That’s this movie.

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  12 Dog Days Till Christmas 2014

  ½ Watched 18 Dec 2021

  *sobbing* PETUNIA IS NOT UGLY!! SHE’S NORMAL!! WHAT THE FUCK!!

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