MajorasLapdog

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  • The Crazies

    ★★½

  • Ghost Ship

    ★★

  • Trap

    ★★

  • Impractical Jokers: The Movie

    ★★

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  • Companion

    Companion

    ★★★½

    Barbarian team on a two-for-two streak for smart, twisty, funny horror-thrillers

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★½

    Hell yeah

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  • Nativity Rocks!

    Nativity Rocks!

    I’d like to begin this review with a quick shout out to Rob. Without him having alerted me that Nativity Rocks! was on ITV Hub I wouldn’t be here today and I’d likely be half the man I am. Thank you Rob.

    Nativity Rocks! (or Nativity Rocks!: This Ain’t No Silent Night as the title screen rather confusingly calls it despite no mention of that subtitle anywhere else) is not good. It’s not so bad it’s good, it’s not bad…

  • Nativity 2: Danger in the Manger!

    Nativity 2: Danger in the Manger!

    ★½

    Well, Nativity! 2! Danger in! the Manger! is no Nativity!

    Look, I like David Tennant as much as the next guy (unless that next guy is my girlfriend who has, on multiple occasions, looked me square in the eyes and said she’d leave me for him in a heartbeat and it’s the only time I’ve ever believed a single word from her thieving mouth) but he really isn’t doing any of the semi-heavy lifting Freeman did in the first. Freeman…

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