Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Polyester 1981

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 28 Mar 2025

  leo_pointing_at_the_tv.jpg when I hear the snippet they used in “Frontier Psychiatrist.”

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  The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024

  ★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Extra half a star for the kid who was having the time of her life with her dad in my screening.

Popular reviews

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  Eno 2024

  ★ Watched 23 Jan 2024

  Fuck this garbage. I saw a screening of this at Sundance and I was not impressed. Eno is an AI generated, iterative film where in the filmmakers editing a bunch of footage together and then letting an algorithm decide what to pull and put together. While the contemporary scenes were very pretty, narratively it was choppy and so incoherent that it was next to impossible to follow along with anything that was being thrown in your face. Additionally, the montages of…

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  Civil War 2024

  ★★½ Watched 17 Apr 2024

  Not terrible and full of emotional moments, all of which were marred by their insistence on having like 57% of the shots perfectly squared and centered. Legit spent half the film holding my hand up and all the important shit was hidden. It’s basically like how you can tape a picture of Lee Harvey Oswald over Sonic in the old Genesis games and still play it effectively.