Verrrry trashy, awful editing, LOVE to see the Wattpad fic-reading experience translated so flawlessly to the silver screen. Asha Banks' performance is absolutely thrilling to witness; a two hour Olympic-level wrestling match between a woman and an American accent. Hot and bothered step-siblings are sooo the next big thing in mainstream romantic cinema. Hollywood, let's start cranking these things out, there's no time to lose.
Sam Buchanan is very good, hope to see more of him.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Fun! Not the false, slightly soul-sucking "fun" that people tend to ascribe to any big-budget IP movie that happens to kind of suck, but really, genuinely fun. Made with lots of love, dumb in all the right ways, feels exactly like playing D&D at home with your friends. Might be the first piece of swords and sorcery media I've seen in the last ten years that feels entirely unaffected by the existence of Game of Thrones. There's a great sense…
Watched this a while back and was deeply frustrated by it. Beautiful and imaginative visuals with dull and unlikable characters, edited in a way that I don't have any other word for than "wrong."
Listen. 24 minute episode. Three storylines evenly divided get eight minutes each. Break it into six segments of four minutes. Plot A, B, C, A, B, C. Vary as needed. Maybe give something a full eight-minute stretch once in a while. Incredible. You've made a show.…
mind-numbing!! big and loud and roughly eight hours long with approximately fifteen minutes of scenes from which actual meaning could be derived! a classic nolan setup montage that never ever ends! a relatively straightforward story told in the most overly complex and disorienting way possible, as if to punish moviegoers for some unspecified crime! no restraint was exercised! sound design meant to win an oscar rather than tell a story! bobby o. was a brilliant man! but he also felt…
