Chris Chretien

Chris Chretien

Favorite films

  • Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
  • Star Trek
  • The Shining
  • Invasion U.S.A.

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  • Blink Twice

    ★★★½

  • Succubus

    ½

  • Freedom Writers

    ★★★★

  • Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

    ★★★★★

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  • Blink Twice

    Blink Twice

    ★★★½

    Pretty good for Zoe's directorial debut. The movie was thrilling and entertaining, all the guys got what was coming to them, good on the girls for killing their asses. Channing Tatum played a fantastic charmer you loved to hate. Was great seeing some acting legends return to the screen - Slater, Davis, Osment, and MacLachlan were fun to watch again. Loved what Frida did to Slater King at the end. That is how you end a movie.

    My only issue…

  • Succubus

    Succubus

    ½

    It has been a long time since I watched a movie with absolutely no redeeming qualities. Everything about this movie was bottom of the barrel and failed on all conceivable levels, especially the atrocious dubbing. Lastly, beware, there was a fair amount of softcore sex scenes in this, but even those felt empty and soulless, instead of being tantalizing, just like this film. Possibly this film was made to live out one of the director's debaucherous fantasies.

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  • The Witch

    The Witch

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Ad Astra

    Ad Astra

    ★★★★½

    FINALLY managed to watch this film! I'm so glad I did! James Gray's Ad Astra joins the ranks of the best Science Fiction films I have seen in the last decade. I loved everything about this genuine and refreshing Sci-Fi gem. Brad Pitt's performance was truly phenomenal and engaging.

    Best of 2019