Favorite films

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  Companion 2025

  ★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  wtf… WAY worse than i thought. started off very poorly. then i thought hm! maybe this is camp! and it was! and it was silly! then it draaaaaaaaagged and dragged and dragged. shame. i didn’t expect it to be good but i certainly didn’t expect to feel the way i’m feeling. i’m annoyed!!!!! i didn’t even like it in a stupid way and i love liking things in a stupid way and i love bad movies! but it didn’t click…

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  Jurassic World 2015

  ★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  stuuuuuuupid

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  SPECTACULAR! beautiful gorgeous lovely stupid ridiculous and wonderful. and necessary. i also have a major affinity for creatures so i felt a literal insurmountable amount of joy (and horror… you know the moment) every single time those sweet sweet little babies were on screen.

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  Red, White & Royal Blue 2023

  ½ Watched 13 Aug 2023

  gay ass movie for straight people. homophobic almost.