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  The Virgin Suicides 1999

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Jan 2022

  Depression sponsored by Revlon! Felt very angsty and enigmatic after watching this film. Tried to embody the characters by not brushing my hair for three days, laying in bed all day, and buying tampons in bulk. When no pack of teenage boys showed up to worship me I gave up. Currently reworking my plan to include kidnapping three other girls to be my sisters and laying on my concrete drive way in a bikini. I’ll let you know what hits on me first—the boys or my mom’s Honda Pilot.

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  Nomadland 2020

  ★★★★ Watched 30 May 2021

  This is my favorite Amazon ad. Minus one star cause it was kinda long and I hate the name Vanguard.

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  Eighth Grade 2018

  ★ Watched 18 May 2021

  This movie made me wish my dad’s sperm chose a different egg.

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  Hamilton 2020

  ½ Watched 18 May 2021

  This movie felt like a hate crime. The songs weren’t even good. 1/2 a star because it’s legit so funny that Lin Manuel made himself the main character when he can’t sing and can kinda rap.

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